Glenn Boozan is a hilarious writer and this fun book of hers is a great gift for imperfect moms everywhere.” SARAH SILVERMAN “This witty and entertaining book is more than necessary. Give it to all the moms you know and will ever meet! They are doing much better than they think.” CONAN O’BRIEN Koala moms feed their young their own feces. Yes, you read that right, feces. Panda moms, when they have twins, abandon one of them, because raising two turns out to be an overwhelming task. And, every now and then, the adorable hamster mom eats her newborn pups. Yes, she eats them! These and other surprising scenes from the animal kingdom offer a hilarious dose of reality about what it means to be a “good mother.” So, if you are a mom and human, it’s time to stop worrying, because there’s no doubt: you are a great mom!